When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
Those labels started after companies started to get sued over everything. People would consume poisonous things like paint, and then win millions of dollars by saying things like “Well you didn’t say we couldn’t eat it.” So to stop all these frivolous lawsuits, they put warning labels on every thing.
Haven’t even been home long and I already hate being back here.
My life has become a game of “where did this scratch come from?”
The sad moment when you have been using Tumblr for hours before realizing that it update and is different from the night before.
i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers,
my struggle is real
But instead I dress in pajamas because I don’t go anywhere
So if 11:59 pm is today and 12:01am is tomorrow does that make midnight not really exist in any day and therefore a time within time
Now I’m going to think about this all night
Just hit 5,000 posts. Which, for me, is a lot.
Once while I was at college this year I called my mum on my cell phone, panicking that I lost my phone. She just sighed then hung up on me.
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
I literally got detention in high school for telling some girl that she is an idiot because she told me that they taste the same.
I have the greatest boyfriend :) Oh, and a pretty awesome best friend.
America is so hot
like, I’m gonna fan myself to death America is so hot
take off your shirt cause America is hot
it’s like over 100 degrees in some places here ok
until i read the last sentence i thought you were talking about Alfred
The moment when I forget that not every post about a country is not talking about Hetalia
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
Yes, it’s called having a jerk ex