Ingenuity Fortress

Anonymous asked: Do you give advice?

I mean I could depending on the situation… But I can’t promise that it will be good advice.

Anonymous asked: How old are you?

I will be 20 years old on June 8th :)

In the last week, many mysterious events have happened in Florida. Which has lead me to the logical conclusion that Florida is the first state the Zombie Apocalypse is hitting. Now I am not normally the one to go yell zombies! at the first sign of mayhem but the amount of happenings in this short amount of time really doesn’t make me see any other way. So grab your shotguns my friends, because it’s time to survive. If you don’t believe me, perhaps you should read some of my research.

These have all been going on in Florida. 

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation

Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School 

http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

the-one-and-only-abitha asked: The fact that your About Me says "I love me some alpacas" seriously just made my day!

lol, I’m a little kooky like that :) 

daswiener:

captainhufflepuff:

This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.

I always thought this scene was adorable

Wow thanks guy

Right in the childhood.

(Source: w-bunny)

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